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Laminated!
04:17
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Asbestos shreds a hole in my lung
As I put on a DVD
The pimps at the door, couldn’t wait no more
So they gave me until the count of 3
All jokes aside I thought I would die
As they aimed a gun for my head
The fellow in yellow asked me with a sigh
Why the pill I chose wasn’t red
I just didn’t care so I went there
and kicked him square in the jaw
They called me a nerd and ate my hors d’oeuvre
And spat in my foie gras
They laid out a map and threw down a dart
with the coordinates pointed to LA
With my hand on the button and fear in my heart
I submerged and things started to go grey
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Spine Eraser (Vapor Rub)
02:37
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Dip your spine in turpentine
Dip your spine in turpentine
Dip your spine in turpentine
Bide your time within the slime
A crook
Approaches
You’re restrained to the grid
The jpeg of the cheat sheet
Carbon dated, artifactual
My windows made of Pyrex and I gotta wear mitts to touch the knobs
Ocean levels at my door
Pricking my finger and signing my name with the blood
To override the Captcha
Trash bags on the ceiling and a sweepstakes supply of vapor rub
Perfect for my ersatz womb
Hunger pangs strikes, whats in the fridge? Slurping away. Just the freak.
Drinking my last Soylent, you devil!
Optimal.
Living.
Standards.
Standard.
Oracle.
Reading.
A bone.
My bone.
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HardHazardHardHazard
02:05
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Chump
00:39
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Like a chump!
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Re-energize me?
Pump my arms with guarana
Make my sweat run green
Make my tongue hurt!
Wielding gauntlets on a chain
I attack, there’s your brain
Dungeon floors
Healing potion
read the bottle, just a lotion
In my garden, grow appendage
Weapon: fist plus one damage
Trapdoor, my door
Creepy cellar
Ripped off by a fortune teller
Come to my house
Take a seat upon my sofa
You won’t see me
But i’ll be there
Ghosts materialize in my corners
Sterilizing all the borders
The dust you’ve missed
Got me pissed
Now I gotta call in sick
You can find me in the garage
Dumbbells raised, clank barrage
Metal on metal
Foot to the pedal
Thanks to whey and gains
I get swole
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8. |
Formaldehyde
02:03
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Our smiles preserved in formaldehyde
FLOATING BLOATING
Looking fresh but only hollow inside
ERODING FOREBODING
The finest specimens on display
STAGNANT FRAGMENT
Hundred years strong of no decay
JUICING FLOATING
Our smiles forever in formaldehyde
FLOATING BLOATING
Looking fresh but only mummified
ERODING FORBODING
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9. |
Cop Simulator
01:20
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Synergy! what a blessing!
I adjust my toupee as my boss walks by
My screensaver deactivates with his closest step
I’m acknowledged for all the good things I have done
and those of my colleagues
(All around) me are familiar faces
Shining faces that are on to good things as well
We are the heart, the brain and the spine of this department.
We could share this throne to success.
I unwrap my lunch, lean back in my chair
Dream about having a corner office 4 times the size of mine
with my BBA in the most extravagant of frames
Copy
Paste
Copy Copy
Paste Paste
Command F
Shit
Copycopycopycopy
Pastepastepastepaste
I’m just a Phat Pharm looking for my Baby Phat
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11. |
Man Made Hill
03:40
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Colegate Jingle
02:09
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Losing your teeth
but you can borrow mine
told you not to drink that punch
but its okay, you can still borrow mine
Drive your cherry red Corvette
Into the castle
Disco dentist is washing his scalpel (sic)
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13. |
Fidget/Martyr Drone
02:52
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