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Conflict Avoidance (A Seminar For Men)

from Hired Goons by Mason Guerrero

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lyrics

Asbestos shreds a hole in my lung
As I put on a DVD
The pimps at the door, couldn’t wait no more
So they gave me until the count of 3

All jokes aside I thought I would die
As they aimed a gun for my head
The fellow in yellow asked me with a sigh
Why the pill I chose wasn’t red

I just didn’t care so I went there
and kicked him square in the jaw
They called me a nerd and ate my hors d’oeuvre
And spat in my foie gras

They laid out a map and threw down a dart
with the coordinates pointed to LA
With my hand on the button and fear in my heart
I submerged and things started to go grey

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from Hired Goons, released October 31, 2018

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